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Did you ever have one of those days when only at the end of it you discover your jumper is on the inside out? I know it can’t just be me, or at least I am hoping I’m not going for the doh! lifetime achievement award – can you get female Homer Simpson’s? To possibly mirror the insanity of my life and work – not much life more work actually but there you go – I today just about half an hour ago discovered my jumper has indeed been on the wrong way all day. I feel a bit like I should be confessing this as scatter brained anonymous or something, but there we go.

Since a kid I’ve always had one idea they gets me through the harder times and that is the karma slug. The next time you feel someone does you wrong don’t get angry or seek some skewed justice, just think that this person will if karma exists come back as a slug. Obviously being a slug possibly isn’t the worst thing in the world. I am not saying slugs are the lowest being. As a kid though I remember salt and slugs and the rather negative effect it has on them. So in my mind karma slugs does involve salt and slugs I am afraid. The world of karma slugs isn’t fair but it really does get you through those tough times, well it always works for me.